I'm "Uncle Charlie"!
Guess I will tell you why all the hoomans and the
offur cats call me that. Okie, Dokie,
well it started like this........
playin with my butterflies and thinkin how nice
it was to live with Meowmie, Nana Elizabeth and Methos.
Well, the door opened... and my Meowmie had a surprise
for us...mew...he was a black kitty called Duncan.
Oh my...
She said she took Methos to marry with another kitty
and Duncan was his baby son!
Oh, it was too much for me!!!
I had to go into my tent and think about it.Sigh...
after that. Sigh. Pretty soon Meowmie went to get a
wife for Duncan and she came home with the
beautiful Amanda. Oh no!! She brought Amanda's
brofur Dillon home too! All of a sudden
our house was a zoo!!! Sigh.
And nowhere in sight was a wife or even a wink-wink
for me. I guess I am doomed to be a bachelor fureffur!
Sigh.
And effurry kitty calls me Uncle Charlie,
I guess that's my name now (better than Bonnie,
Sigh.) So you see, that's when I took to butterfly
collecting. Now I haff them effurywhere, you should just look
at our ceiling - covered with butterflies in effurry color.
Sigh...
butterfly collector!!!I haff a lot of them, and
nokitty but me can see them!
This is my wonnerfur Nana Elizabeth. Isn't she neat?
When I came to live with her, the furry furst day
she told me she was the boss. When I said "Okey Dokey"
then she started to teach me how to be a cat.
I think she loves me, only sometimes she will
give me a smack if I am too silly.
She is a Ninja Kitty and she sent me to
school to be one too!!!(I flunked).
then I came to live wiff Meowmie Nancy.
My momma was big and soft and nice, she was
a showgirl like my cousin Amanda.
don't you? Maybe if some girlkitties see this picture they would want to be my wink-wink???
Here's hopin! Sigh...
My Meowmie Nancy took me to visit at her
brother's farm a few times and
I luffed it down there!
Sooo I mewed until I got to
spend the whole summer there, and
now I gets to live there and
be a farmer --- lucky me!
My Auntie Barbara luffs me so
much, and guess what again???
She says she sees my butterflies
too!!! We have such a wonderful time
and I still gets to see Meowmie Nancy
when she visits. I'm such a
lucky guy, huh?
Sigh, I still miss my family,
but just a little.
I finks you will like reading this:
On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man
to serve the cat.
On the third, God created all the
animals of the earth to serve as
potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil
so that man could labor for the good
of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the
sparkle ball so that the cat
might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary
science to keep the cat healthy and
the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest,
but he had to scoop the litterbox
for they are subtle and
will wet on your computer."
Bruce Graham
- those horsies don't do anything
'cept I tell them too!!!
Please come back and see me again!
